*dies*
Okay. Here's a heads-up, for anyone who hasn't tried it. Driving halfway down the country on Christmas Day? Fine, good - bloody long way, especially when sitting in between two moody sisters, but fine anyway.
Driving
back, at a time when 90% of the country seems to be heading to either Scotland or London or somewhere in between?
Yeah.
Not so great.
I may never regain feeling in this arm. (a fact not helped by that opening the door of the barn I was sleeping in for the intervening two nights requires throwing one's weight against the door)
Speaking of barns, never sleep in an unheated barn in December, even if you have the cold tolerance of a particularly hardy polar bear. Waking up with frost on your face is
never a good way to start the day, especially when you only own summer PJs. -.-
Oh, and on that topic, watching '30 Days of Night', 'The Devil's Backbone', and suchlike works of emotive cinematography is much more fun when you don't then go to bed in an isolated barn with no means of contact and a door that doesn't lock. On your own. With the light on the other side of the barn to your bed.
Although that last bit was less notable for any vampire- or ghost-related shivers than for the apparent ability of every piece of wood, metal, machinery or luggage within a hundred yards to arrange itself in one's path. My big toe is black and blue.
So, on the sleeping-in-a-barn thing... don't. And if you
do, remember where the torch is.
Ow.
Oh, and never offer to help feed the alpacas, because your mad uncle will make you detour through mudpits, and your dearest mater will take the piss out of your inability to keep up through said mudpits while pushing a wheelbarrow.
And never go walking in muddy weather at Christmas. If you do, don't walk on the edges of ruts. You will slip and fall, and then you will have clarts all up one side of your nice new jumper.
And never take ~
BobbleBrain away with you at Christmas. She will moan about it for hours on end, before, during, and after. I, of course, would never moan at all.
No, it was fun, really. Long and hard work and now I'm exhausted, but fun. And I think I must have the nerdiest Santa in history.
First five presents out of the stocking:
-National Geographic subscription
-Collection of British myths
-Collection of Greek myths
-Book about Istanbul
-Tangle puzzle keyring, decorated with maths-type-stuff
But then, my favourite present was a Stephen King novel, so I guess I kind of deserve Nerd!Santa.
Mind you, 'The Devil's Backbone' is also a damn good present. Anything by Guillermo del Toro tends to be good.
And Dad gave me 'All Quiet On The Western Front' - the film and the book - because he is incapable of dropping a subject. Works for me. ^^ (he also seems to have kidnapped my Van Morrison CDs and half my Rammstein. C'est la vie.)
I wish people wouldn't give me jewellery, though. I have two bracelets and a watch that I wear all the time, and that's pretty much all the jewellery I ever wear. And the same goes for makeup. Only I never wear makeup
at all.
Ah, well. Merry (late) Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
And soon, 'twill be Silvester. We all love Silvester.

Ooh! And I made stollen! It got a 7/10 on the Norwegian scale (my uncle's half-Norwegian)! I FEEL SO COOL!
Only it's getting stale, and I made enough to feed an army of Teutonic-type-people. Once again, c'est la vie. Time marches on, taking my stollen with it.
And if I get frostbite, then I blame my cousins for blowing the fuse on the barn's radiator. -.-
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